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It seems today
that all you see

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Is violence in movies
and sex on TV

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But where are those
good old-fashioned values

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On which we used to rely?

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Lucky there's a family guy

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Lucky there's a man
who positively can do

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All the things that make us

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Laugh and cry

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He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy!

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Family Guy 13x06
The 2000-Year-Old Virgin

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www.familyguy.cz
rammmann : wajtr

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Rls: 1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H.264-CtrlHD
Přečas: badboy.majkl

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Zbožňuju nakupování
před Vánoci.

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Fast foody v obchoďácích
jsou tak depresivní.

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Můžete rozeznat otce,
kteří jsou zklamaní ze

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svých synů podle toho,
že si nesundají kabáty.

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Jaký je to jídlo, blbečku?

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Škoda, že jídlo
není matematika,

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protože bych pak mohl
být na něco pyšný.

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Chci žít s mámou.

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Já vím. Já taky.

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