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It seems today
that all you see

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Is violence in movies
and sex on TV

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But where are those
good old-fashioned values

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On which we used to rely?

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Lucky there's a family guy

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Lucky there's a man
who positively can do

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All the things that make us

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Laugh and cry

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He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy!

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Ratings Guy
www.familyguy.cz
rammmann

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== sync by elderman ==

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Stewie, to je tak
vzrušující!

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Tvoje první návštěva
hasičské stanice!

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Všichni jste byli nadšení
z vaší první návštěvy stanice.

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Třeba když jsme vzali Meg?

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Vítejte na stanici hasičů v Quahogu.

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Já jsem Kapitán Beckman.

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Pokud budete mít
nějaké dotazy,

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obraťte se na mě.

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Jak je, šprti?

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Čekáte, až někdo usne
v posteli s cigaretou?

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Liný hasičský hovna!

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