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It seems today
that all you see

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Is violence in movies
and sex on TV

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But where are those
good old-fashioned values

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On which we used to rely?

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Lucky there's a family guy

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Lucky there's a man
who positively can do

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All the things that make us

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Laugh and cry

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He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy!

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Family Guy 10x19
Mr. & Mrs. Stewie

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
www.familyguy.cz | rammmann

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No tak, Stewie. Dělej.
Chci mít dobrý místa.

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Uff, nesnáším, když autoři
předčítají svá vlastní díla.

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Třeba teď Dr. Seuss
byl naprosto hroznej.

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A když přestaly drogy
potlačovat tu bolest,

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tak začal být
sex mnohem drsnějším.

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Ani se to nerýmuje.

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Ty nový se
nemají rýmovat!

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Ahoj.

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Jsi velikým fanouškem
Jonathana Franzena?

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Můj Bože,
já ho zbožňuju.

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