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Tečie mi voda na záchode--

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Niektorí chlapi
"Chang, Chang."

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Zviedol som hráča na harfu.

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Hráča na harfu?
Hráča na harfu.

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A povedal, "Je mladá, zlatá."

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A on na to, "Oh,
tu nepracuje."

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Čašníčky

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ma tam odvtedy nenávidia.

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A to je zlé?

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Povedal som jej,

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"Si moja sestra, a ja chcem robiť
"open mics"."

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Áno, prisahám Bohu.

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Za Dunkininovým cukrárstvom?

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Okay, sorry.

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Dohodnuté!
Ok.

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Ok, dvaja dostanú 9,
to je vyrovnané.

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Královnu dostane Jack.

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Moment, je toto high-low?
Áno, to je high-low.

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Vieš, čo môžeš robiť so 7?

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Rovno ju napchať tvojej matke do zadku.

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Nemyslím si, že sa tam vojde.

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Jej zadok je preplený všetkými
penismi,

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